The Moley Prophet

I am starting to hate UGC111: World Civilisations 1. It is worse than expected. Worse than history! Should have just gone to an Australian varsity instead of an american one. This is total bullshit. Why do we have to learn something like Noah’s Ark? What is there to learn? Preposterous! How could the Earth have flooded up to the mountains? Even after the Tsunami and the Hurricane Katrina…This is still impossible. In a Tsunami it is due to the earthquake that rocked the seas to cause the sea to flood the shores. The hurricane blew the water up. How can it rain till the whole Earth, even the seas become flooded? Where did the water come from? And where did the water go? How could the flood kill the avarians? Why didn’t the “LORD” kill the fishes? How could someone build this stupid ark in such a short time? These are all made up stories. And I don’t want to know about the Babylonians either! So UGC111 is bullshit!

ECO181: Principle of Macroeconomics was also bad. Ken Ho was bit of an ass. And his story of Macroeconomics… Haha… Rocky! Talk behind his back! Want to know the story? Here it goes!

There was once a boy who asked his father, “Dad! I do not understand Macroecons!”. His father thought for some time and told him, “Use our family as an example, I who provide food and money to the house is the firm-meaning the production line. Your mother who controls the running of the house is therefore the government. The maid does all the work around the house, so she is the labourer. And you are consuming the stuff- therefore the consumer or the people.”
the boy thought for a moment and replied, “Dad, I still don’t understand”. So in the end, the boy was left thinking for the night. At night, when the boy was about to go bed. He heard his baby brother crying loudly. He went over to his parents bedroom… And…
His mother was sleeping soundly there! But his father was not around! His baby brother remains crying loudly. So he went around the house looking for his father and found him in the maids’ room! And they were of course being intimate! He quietly left the place and went back to check on his baby brother and found that he had pooed. After cleaning up the mess, he went to sleep. The next morning, he went to tell his father, “Dad! I finally know what Macroeconics is! When the government(mother) is sleeping, and the Firm(father) screws[exploit] the Labour(maid), the people(boy and baby) suffer.”

The End

And Rocky was saying loudly in the toilet that this story is about Ken Ho’s family when Ken Ho went in! Haha!

MTH131 was kind of crap. Dr Li- suspected to be China man- speaks horrible English! And that ESL408 Ms Veeron! Shitty asshole! We should get Gaylene instead!

And now… Can anyone lend me $1799 to buy that ultimate rig station?