The Moley Prophet

By now, you should have heard of Richard Hammond’s disastrous crash. But, thank god, he is alive and kicking around now. He could even look at James May and call him a C**k face.

The problem now is with the stupid tabloids which talks about nothing but whether Hammond should have attempted the stunts. Whether producers are pushing presenters too hard. What crap. Would anyone please help the three hosts and the Top Gear fans worldwide by pushing these bastards into the smoke chamber or at least knock their heads against the wall? It is the joy of doing these stunts that thrills the Top Gear presenters to push the limits. This is what they enjoy doing. Leave them alone from your criticisms.

And those environmentalists! You bastards and bitches must have waited a long time for this chance to screw Top Gear, am I right? Why should it be axed? Your stupid programs on creatures which extincts without anyone knowing should be axed! If they are not around to be seen, and used, what is the use of researching on them? If not for Hamsters’ accident, would Yorkshire Air Ambulance have raised more than a 100,000 GBP? That helps the YAA to save many more lives!

For more information on Hammonds’ current condition visit www.finalgear.com

For donations to the Yorkshire Air Ambulance, visit www.justgiving.com/PHRichardHammond