The Moley Prophet

Enjoy the show! Fill up your coke!

Customer: "I want to download the internet, do I need a bigger hard disk?"

- Found this on www.w3schools.com

Damn Lenovo. What are they putting into their R&D Department? First, they created new ugly designs. And now, they have lousy softwares!

Take the ThinkVantage Access Connections (used to replace IBM Access Connections). It's a stupid software which can't think. And they call their technology ThinkVantage? TardVantage and CrapVantage suits them more.

When I used IBM Access Connections previously, the software was able to search the SSIDs that I had loaded on to the computer before and determine which is in range. It then automatically connects to it. This new software uses a slow and stupid method. When I log on to Windows, it connects to every single SSID I have in an order, until it finds the correct one. How stupid is that? Wastes lots of time. In the end, I just stopped the process and manually do the connection myself.

Please stop screwing up stuff in the premium IBM brand will you? Damn Lenovo. Wonder what the reviewers are doing. Still giving it all the top grades and stuff.

Shown below is the Ford GTX-1, a concept instalment for the Ford GT-40. Even more power hungry (700bhp), probably more fuel hungry than ever before. Drive it on a highway with lots of pit stops to avoid being stranded without fuel.

I have also gotten my hands on snapshots of the Toybota! A round of applause for this magical marvel!

The YouTube Archive page has also been updated to include a a clip about this Dumb Norwegian Girl and the video of Nagato as guitarist in the song god knows.

Listed below are the characteristics of the new species that were created some years ago.

1. They like the idea of equality between sexes but do not practise it
2. They like to dress like guys (eg. short hair, wear pants)
3. They like to think that whatever a guy can do, they can do as well, although they have too many things to worry about to bother - which in fact actually means, they can't
4. They choose to generalize that all guys are the same
5. They cannot do any sort of housework
6. They cannot handle computers - some of them can, and they make a big hoohaa out of it
7. They are afraid of all sorts of creatures big/small/fat/skinny
8. They think rice are devils in disguise
9. Vegetables are fatty foods to them
10. They shop day and night, with the money they earned from slave labor
11. They are quite slow up there
12. As well as down there