The Moley Prophet

I swear that is true. To hell with equality. Men still lord over women. Cos Men pays every single bit of money! Bloody crap. Was so unlucky today. Let me allude to you my horrible day.

In the morning, I took some time to put on my contacts again, as usual. My eyes are always too dry in the morning to let the contacts stick on. I was almost late for class today, first sign of a bad day. And when class started, damn that Rehman. Told us the test would start later, but instead postponed it to Monday. Wasted my bloody time you bloody noob head. Our gang went to the com lab later to study, and it was then that I discovered the second disaster, my new MP3 went missing. It must have dropped out of my pocket somehow. Damn that idiot who took it and did not return to me.

And because my MP3 went missing, I had to go home to get the certificates for toastmasters printed. Everything was so screwed. Spent about $13 getting to and from home. The next disaster came. Law exam. It was so freaking horrible. I couldn't answer so many of the questions.

After that, I lazed around in school until STM meeting. This time, my pen went missing. And theres more to come. As I was running late, and it was raining, I took a cab to Raffles City to meet rat and OPS. Stupid woman. Wanted to just go Hagen Dazs for some ice cream, and she brought her friend along. And it was the first time in my life that I ever paid for something so expensive. Even when I wine and dine in class, I never had to pay. Everything was paid by companies out there. And today, I had to pay $83.70 for ICE CREAM! WTH! And I doubt that idiot finished it. I was in a rush for the contest and just paid and left. Such expensive Ice Creams are supposed to be left for people precious. And I was already contemplating to buy my new router and right here, this bitch made me pay $83.70 for ice cream. Guys, never marry a girl like this who will dig you when you're not even related.

*Note: Bindi Sue told me to say that all women are suckers except her.