The Moley Prophet

What the hell is the world turning to? Sex, Sex, and still Sex. It's what the young people nowadays can think of. Can't they get enough of it? It's all for pleasure ain't it? I thought economics says that when you get too much of it, you will get sick of it? The diseconomies of scale ain't it? I wonder how these people do it everyday, yes, everyday! Think I'm lying? Ask Bindi. Her housemate brings the boyfriend home for it everyday. Really. Are there so many styles for them to try it out? Or are they just not bored to do it everyday? Or do they do it to keep the relationship going on? Might as well get married. And they can do away with condoms then. No worries about having children.

Anyway, I doubt young unmarried mothers are uncommon there, since there are so many of them in Singapore, the youngest being 9. 9!?!? What the heck man. What the hell was she thinking? Getting horny at 9 and think she is just so great to be able to have sex with a guy when her peers are trying to learn how to wear a bra? Or rather, I think she was only 8 when she got pregnant. Absolute rubbish. -I think I'm over-using the word rubbish these days, but heck.- And the guy, what a bastard. Getting horny over a Primary 2, Primary 3 kid? What the hell was that paedophile thinking? Some may say 5 years apart is still not a big gap, but it's not about the gap. It's about the age.

Now the counsellors are thinking of bringing the message about sex to younger audiences. I really hope they can do it. Cos' what I think is that telling them about sex is not as easy as telling the teenagers. Teenagers have already had the exposure to the topic, but these kids have not. And kids will want to try out everything you tell them, whether you told them it's right or wrong.

And now, what my readers have been waiting for. Of course, the open source assignment. And to re-emphasize, it's FOR YOUR REFERENCE ONLY:

GONE!! BYE BYE NO MORE COPYING!