The Moley Prophet

If Celest and Andrea reads this entry, I'm sure they would start calling me chauvinistic again. That does not deter me from writing the facts. HA! Everyone knows that a large percentage of women make horrible drivers. I wasn't able to condemn them with facts some time ago as I couldn't drive alone on the main road without some one telling me to turn left or right. And finally few weeks ago, I got my highly anticipated freedom to drive on the main road.

Women: The road hoggers. The blur drivers. The reckless drivers. Once I saw this Auntie so blur, she knocked into the stationary car in front. Just because it's green light, she started moving off. And the guy in front was dreaming - talking on the phone, didn't realize the light had changed, and she knocked into him. She nailed him down on the fact that he was using the phone, created a big scene in the middle of the road.

Then there are the blur and slow girls who, erm, can't drive if I'm to suggest? These are the ultimate road hoggers who takes the first lane but doesn't overtake other cars, instead, slows down the traffic. Jerry had an experience of this road hogger braking to a stop on the first lane just to sabotage him.

Then the reckless drivers who do not have an idea where they are going. They swing here and there and end up slowing down traffic. Sure, I go from the second to the first lane, and then to the third.  But I was following the rules, for overtaking, and the cars on the left were simply hogging the traffic. That was when Celest was screaming in the car, hmm, should have left her back there. Oh yea, she was screaming that John's =) driving makes her feel more secure.

Next, the mothers! Gosh, I had my mother sitting beside me on Thursday night. Urgh. Everything also cannot. Cannot take the route I think is best. Must move like an Accent. They are so like Private Instructors, and worse than TPs. Right, Ryan?

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